男人不知道的十六件事
- 你不会知道当我任性地挂掉你的电话时,是多么不忍心和多么希望你马上再打来。
- 你不会知道我为了等那清晨的一吻总是提前十分钟醒来,偷偷看着你熟睡的脸,并在你睁开双眼之前,再假装睡着。
- 你不会知道每一次问你爱不爱我时候,其实都是你没做到最好。
- 你不会知道为什么在你说过:鱼籽是很好的营养品之后,我经常做鱼却总是嫌鱼籽有腥味。
- 你不会知道为什么我现在喜欢吃披萨而从前非常讨厌,那是因为从前吃一次披萨要花去你将近一个星期的生活费,更何况我们学校食堂的西葫芦馅饼也不错。
- 你不会知道我那么爱吃醋不是因为不相信你,而是你在我眼中太完美了,我不允许这种完美倒映在别的女人眼中,我的婆婆也不行。
- 你不会知道那次你只拿了五块钱下楼买西瓜,却把给我买的西瓜换成了给一个陌生女孩买的馄邬,我当时笑你太傻。其实心里却想:这个男人我怎么疼他都不过份。
- 你不会知道你夜里咬牙的声音有多KB。后来你一咬牙我就假装打呼噜,等你迷迷糊糊的帮我垫好枕头再睡着后就不会再咬了。
- 你不会知道这些天我开始不打扫房间,是因为那次你拿着吸尘器的样子,真的好让我怀念。
- 你不会知道,生日那天我许下的愿望是:来生我要作你的女儿。
- 你不会知道我的睡像之所以不好,是因为你的体温比我高,抱着好暧哦,所以我选择了章鱼式睡法。如果你从今天开始来抱着我的话,我可以改成小鸟依人啊。
- 你不会知道我跟你的前女友已成了很好的朋友。因为那次你忘了带手机,而她恰好扭了脚想要你去帮他,我接了电话就赶到事发地点,并送她去了医院。
- 你不会知道我会嫁给你的原因除了爱你这外,还因为我爱上了你的老爸——他老人家说了:那臭小子如果不跟你好好过,我让他天天不好过。哈哈!
- 你不会知道我最高兴的事儿,不是你叫我老婆,而是当我妈站在你面前时,你跟我一样叫妈——最珍贵的亲情与最珍爱的人一起分享。
- 你不会知道女人喜欢做媒人,不是因为她们八婆,而是因为她自己过得比较幸福。
- 你不知道我现在的幸福生活来之不易,我是将每一个我看过的贴子都顶了的。朋友,如果你想拥有我这样的幸福,如果你想跟那个使你幸福的人白头偕老,顶一下,幸福不久就将降临。
来源:猫扑
Tags: 爱情
October 4th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
dg
October 6th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
谢谢
October 6th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
感动
October 6th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
gj
October 6th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
““`
October 6th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
那我顶咯^_^
October 6th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
顶了,希望那个真的懂我愿意陪我走下去的人早先出现。我一直在等着!
October 7th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
: )要懂得,要珍惜,要疼爱我的爱人.
October 7th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Ditto
October 8th, 2008 at 8:37 am
hao ,顶一个。
October 8th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
再顶
October 8th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
好,感动
October 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
rg
October 9th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
那我也要顶一下》》》》》
October 10th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
123re34t4t
October 12th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
我顶….希望我们能天长地久
October 12th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
33333333333333333333dddddddddd
October 12th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
我顶
我都不知道这世界还会有这样的故事
October 13th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
nice
October 13th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
顶
October 13th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
顶一下吧!
October 13th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
好
October 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am
大力支持
October 14th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
我顶….希望我们能天长地久
October 14th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
支持
October 15th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
不错
October 15th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
顶个
October 16th, 2008 at 1:24 am
顶个
October 16th, 2008 at 9:06 am
d
October 16th, 2008 at 11:19 am
不错很感动 我也希望能这样
October 16th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
hao a
October 16th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
我希望我的那个他快快出现
也希望所有的情侣都幸福
October 16th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
我希望我的那个他快快出现
也希望所有的情侣都幸福
October 17th, 2008 at 8:50 am
梦想成真
October 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am
顶
October 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
希望能给我幸福的人早日出现
October 17th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
感觉很温暖
October 17th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
希望能如楼主说说吧,我的幸福也在门口啦!
October 18th, 2008 at 1:22 am
ding
October 18th, 2008 at 8:29 am
幸福就在门口!
October 19th, 2008 at 8:10 am
我的也许也在门口吧 呵呵 不过我还没开门呢
祝你幸福啊!
October 19th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
看了 知道啦 怎么办
October 20th, 2008 at 10:17 am
hehe
October 20th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
这文章不错,学到了!以后和见未来丈母娘的时候… …呵呵呵呵
October 21st, 2008 at 4:14 pm
ding
October 21st, 2008 at 4:16 pm
好啊,祝福你们!
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
的確!
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
只想幸福一点点,怎么就那么难呢
October 24th, 2008 at 9:50 am
是的!
October 24th, 2008 at 11:10 am
good
October 24th, 2008 at 11:11 am
good
October 24th, 2008 at 11:47 am
这个网站太好了!有好多激昂的故事!
October 24th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
恩,双手赞同!
October 25th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
顶!!!
October 29th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
顶一下,幸福就快到了~
October 30th, 2008 at 11:58 am
现在知道该怎么做了!!
October 30th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
ding le
October 30th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
顶!!
October 30th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
喜欢!!
October 30th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
一定要让你幸福
October 31st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
我心 好象 被某中默名的爱 封住了 好难受
只剩 …… …… 好多好多空白~!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:01 pm
大家都在等我吧,你们要等的人终于出现了,大家快乐就好~~
November 1st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
bravo
November 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
顶,很好的哦~!~
November 2nd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
best!`
November 2nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
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November 2nd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
很好 愿我幸福
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
我也顶起来,哈哈!^_^
November 2nd, 2008 at 9:25 pm
不顶都不行
November 3rd, 2008 at 7:49 pm
有同感
November 4th, 2008 at 11:21 am
我也很幸福!
November 4th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
顶一下,其实你说得很对
November 4th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
很好!
November 5th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
不能不顶
November 5th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
zhichi
November 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
ddddddddddddddddddddddddd
November 6th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
支持你,顶一下!
November 6th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
顶
November 7th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
ding
November 7th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
顶下
November 8th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
我就是来顶贴的,呵呵
November 8th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
ding yixia
November 8th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
简单的幸福
November 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
坚决顶起!!
November 10th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
我顶
November 10th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
很温馨的家 我喜欢 呵呵
November 10th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
所以每个人都应该珍惜眼前的幸福 不要等失去了再来后悔
November 11th, 2008 at 11:51 am
好 非常好
November 12th, 2008 at 10:46 am
ding
November 12th, 2008 at 11:22 am
itis so wonderful
November 12th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
好!
November 12th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
一个好女人
November 12th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
一个好女人
November 13th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
无聊
November 14th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
我顶!!!@
November 14th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
顶
November 15th, 2008 at 9:28 am
恩,特感动
November 15th, 2008 at 10:01 am
顶
也希望我的他能知道
November 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
顶,写到我心里去了啊
November 15th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
顶,写到我心里去了啊
November 15th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
顶 希望我幸福
November 16th, 2008 at 9:32 am
向幸福进发,路很漫长……
执子之手,与子偕老……
November 16th, 2008 at 10:51 am
顶~~~~~~~~!
November 16th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》》
November 16th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶
November 17th, 2008 at 10:35 am
男人的幸福需要努力的拼搏与安静的等待~
November 17th, 2008 at 11:19 am
一种让人憧憬的故事!
November 18th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
顶
November 19th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
呵呵!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 19th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
深刻!
November 19th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
xiela
November 20th, 2008 at 11:05 am
hh
November 20th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
顶
November 21st, 2008 at 5:28 pm
OK
November 21st, 2008 at 10:44 pm
顶
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:26 am
““““““
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 am
ding
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:25 am
支持
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:26 am
顶
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
顶一个
November 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
祝贺,顶
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
顶
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
顶,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
顶!
顶
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:57 pm
耵⑦~~~~~~~~~~~~~
November 25th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
顶一个。
November 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
顶一下咯
December 1st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
nv ren zhen shi nan dong